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Song That Thing #3: Watermelon

My Facebook Page!: http://www.facebook.com/FastPiano Follow me on Google+!: http://bit.ly/JoeRacitiGooglePlus My Music!: http://bit.ly/RomanticSharkAttack T-Shirt Link: http://bit.ly/JoeRacitiTShirts My Website!: http://joeraciti.com/ I saw an enormous watermelon in the grocery store on sale and it suddenly dawned on me that it would make a great "Song That Thing." Ten bucks later I was lugging that edible boulder back to my apartment, counting how many people were simultaneously envious of me and happy to not be in my position. Lyrics: I gots water in my melon, water in my melon, water in my melon but I feel okay. I gots water in my melon, water in my melon but I feel okay. I gots water in my melon, water in my melon, water in my melon but I feel okay. I gots water in my melon, water in my melon but I feel okay. I got water in my melon but I feel okay. If I had my little way I'd eat it every day. But everybody laughs at me you know what they say? They say, "In a week you'll pass out from too much vitamin A." I'm a watermelon eatin' fellow greetin' people with a "hello" and a "how do you do" "would you like to consume some watermelon with me" and if you do I gotta see if I got anything left. Because I'm friendly, I'll share my melon with you if you will lend me a little courtesy too. I never had a dad cause he was always in jail for stealing melon man the man could never wait for sale he gobbled up the neighbors melon till the melon was pale and now he can't escape the prison cause he's fat as a whale. And all the watermelon that I've shared doesn't mean I couldn't be a watermelon felon if I dared. So before you open up your mouth to do some yellin', don't forget I'll probably fill it up with my melon. Joe this is really weird. - This is made with a huge, delicious "Coastal Growers" watermelon.
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