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How to Have an Affair

Watch more Love, Sex & Relationships videos: Subscribe to Howcast's YouTube Channel - Learn how to have an affair -- and not get caught -- with these tips. Howcast uploads the highest quality how-to videos daily! Be sure to check out our playlists for guides that interest you: Subscribe to Howcast's other YouTube Channels: Howcast Health Channel - Howcast Video Games Channel - Howcast Tech Channel - Howcast Food Channel - Howcast Arts & Recreation Channel - Howcast Sports & Fitness Channel - Howcast Personal Care & Style Channel - Howcast empowers people with engaging, useful how-to information wherever, whenever they need to know how. Emphasizing high-quality instructional videos, Howcast brings you experts who provide accurate information in easy-to-follow tutorials on everything from makeup, hairstyling, nail art design, and soccer to parkour, skateboarding, dancing, kissing, and much, much more. Step 1: Choose someone stable Choose someone stable to have an affair with -- someone who won't go all Fatal Attraction on you if you decide to break things off. Consider hooking up with someone who is also in a relationship; that way, they'll have as much to lose as you if you're caught. Tip Consider an online dating site for married people looking to hook up with each other. Step 2: Don't tell anyone Don't tell anyone you're having an affair. Even your most trusted confidante may spill the beans to someone, who may tell someone else, and so on. Step 3: Develop a routine Establish a regular time when you see your lover. A new routine will arouse less suspicion than if you're suddenly disappearing at all hours of the day and night. Step 4: Clean up discreetly Clean up discreetly after your rendezvous. Yes, it's dangerous to go home smelling like someone else. But it will seem really odd if you arrive home from an alleged late night at work with wet hair. Step 5: Continue having sex at home Continue to have sex with your partner at your normal frequency and in the usual manner. Suddenly avoiding sex at home or introducing new techniques may raise a red flag. Step 6: Don't confuse lust with love Don't confuse lust with love. Remind yourself that a major part of an affair's attraction is the novelty, which eventually will wear off. Did You Know? 14 percent of French men and 7 percent of French women do not consider a one-night stand infidelity, according to a poll.
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