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How to Be a Hot Mess

Watch more Happy Halloween videos: Subscribe to Howcast's YouTube Channel - Learn how to be a hot mess, if you dare, with this style guide. Howcast uploads the highest quality how-to videos daily! Be sure to check out our playlists for guides that interest you: Subscribe to Howcast's other YouTube Channels: Howcast Health Channel - Howcast Video Games Channel - Howcast Tech Channel - Howcast Food Channel - Howcast Arts & Recreation Channel - Howcast Sports & Fitness Channel - Howcast Personal Care & Style Channel - Howcast empowers people with engaging, useful how-to information wherever, whenever they need to know how. Emphasizing high-quality instructional videos, Howcast brings you experts who provide accurate information in easy-to-follow tutorials on everything from makeup, hairstyling, nail art design, and soccer to parkour, skateboarding, dancing, kissing, and much, much more. Step 1: Figure out your size Figure out what your ideal dress size is, then squeeze into clothes that are 2 sizes smaller than that. Step 2: Dress carefully Wear your bottoms low and your tops high so you'll always have a muffin top, even if you're not overweight. Pair ripped pantyhose with hot pants and always wear shoes too high for you to walk in gracefully. Step 3: Find a hairstyle Find a hairstyle befitting a hot mess. Choices include clip-on extensions that don't hide the clips very well, a fried perm, a mullet, a reverse mullet, or hair bumped up 3 inches at the crown. Tip To be a really hot mess, combine 2 or more of these hairstyles. Step 4: Wear the right makeup Wear the right makeup: non-waterproof mascara, blue eye shadow, and lip liner darker than your lipstick. No need for foundation thanks to your tan: either lie in a tanning bed until your skin is the texture and color of well-done bacon, or pile on the fake stuff that turns you orange. Step 5: Drink to excess Drink too much. Lose your lunch in public. Swear you'll never drink again. Repeat the next day. Step 6: Put it all together Master any one of these steps and you'll be a hot mess. Put them all together and a whole new hot mess category will have to be invented for you. Did You Know? "Hot mess" is believed to have originated from the image of a steaming dog pile.
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