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How to Turn to the Dark Side

Watch more Self-Help & Improvement videos: Subscribe to Howcast's YouTube Channel - Learn to give over to your evil urges with some simple steps on how to turn to the dark side. Howcast uploads the highest quality how-to videos daily! Be sure to check out our playlists for guides that interest you: Subscribe to Howcast's other YouTube Channels: Howcast Health Channel - Howcast Video Games Channel - Howcast Tech Channel - Howcast Food Channel - Howcast Arts & Recreation Channel - Howcast Sports & Fitness Channel - Howcast Personal Care & Style Channel - Howcast empowers people with engaging, useful how-to information wherever, whenever they need to know how. Emphasizing high-quality instructional videos, Howcast brings you experts who provide accurate information in easy-to-follow tutorials on everything from makeup, hairstyling, nail art design, and soccer to parkour, skateboarding, dancing, kissing, and much, much more. Step 1: Find something to love Form an emotional bond with a person, object, or cause. Dote on your desire until your attachment becomes a dangerously unhealthy obsession and the fear of losing what you love consumes you completely. Step 2: Guard your interests Jealously guard your desire -- by any means necessary. Use bribes and lies to manipulate others and lash out at those who question your actions -- they either don't understand what's at stake or want to steal what you love. Tip If your paranoia wavers, remember this mantra: everyone is out to get you. Step 3: Feel the rage Shut off from the world completely, so the dark side has time to fester and turn your anger into pure hate. Meditate on your hatred, so the evil flows through you and overtakes all other emotions -- even the love you once felt. Step 4: Release your hate Unleash your hatred! Decimate your opponents with every weapon at your disposal, as the dark side's incredible energy fills you with a power you never thought imaginable -- so satisfying! Tip Don't worry if your appearance changes when you turn to the dark side -- people will be too afraid of you to notice. Step 5: Take control Congratulations! Your transformation to the dark side is complete. Use your incredible power to rule the galaxy. Stay vigilant, though -- you never know when you'll need to crush a rebellious upstart who thinks hope still has a place in the world. Did You Know? The concept of a spiritual battle between light and dark is embodied in Manichaeism, a religious movement founded in the 3rd century.
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