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How Not To Write a College Admissions Essay

Watch more How to Get into College videos: http://www.howcast.com/guides/62-How-to-Get-into-College Subscribe to Howcast's YouTube Channel - http://howc.st/uLaHRS Learn how to write an impressive college admissions essay with the tips in this Howcast video. Howcast uploads the highest quality how-to videos daily! Be sure to check out our playlists for guides that interest you: http://howc.st/ytmainplaylists Subscribe to Howcast's other YouTube Channels: Howcast Health Channel - http://howc.st/HOE3aY Howcast Video Games Channel - http://howc.st/tYKKrk Howcast Tech Channel - http://howc.st/rx9FwR Howcast Food Channel - http://howc.st/umBoJX Howcast Arts & Recreation Channel - http://howc.st/vmB86i Howcast Sports & Fitness Channel - http://howc.st/vKjUjm Howcast Personal Care & Style Channel - http://howc.st/vbbNt3 Howcast empowers people with engaging, useful how-to information wherever, whenever they need to know how. Emphasizing high-quality instructional videos, Howcast brings you experts who provide accurate information in easy-to-follow tutorials on everything from makeup, hairstyling, nail art design, and soccer to parkour, skateboarding, dancing, kissing, and much, much more. Step 1: Wait until the last minute Don't give the essay a moment's thought until the night before it's due. Step 2: Write down any old thing Write down whatever the heck you feel like, paying no mind to the suggested topics. Shouldn't schools value creativity? Tip Ignore instructions about word length, line spacing, and margins. Step 3: Prepare a snack Halfway through, prepare a snack to help you think more clearly. Doze off for a while. Tip Don't be concerned if a little pizza grease ends up on the essay. Admission counselors know that genius can't be found on an empty stomach. Step 4: Phone friends Phone all your friends and classmates to ask what they said in their essays, but never get beyond the topic of the cute substitute chem teacher. Step 5: Plagiarize Borrow the book report that earned your fifth-grade sibling an "A." Incorporate any plot summary into your essay, tweaking some details to make the story your own. Step 6: Trust yourself Mail the essay without letting anyone review it. Step 7: Shrug off rejection Don't let it bother you when you receive a rejection letter stating, "We found it interesting that your life so closely mirrored that of Johnny Appleseed." That's a compliment—he's an American icon! Did You Know? More than 50% of college applicants are rejected by their first choice school.
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